"That's a Choice, Alright" Cat Illustration Tote Bag- Cotton Shopper Gift for Theater or Film Teacher, Directors or Performer

 "That’s a choice, alright." Creative Artist Tote

For the discerning creative who’s seen it all. This tote is for the director who green-lit that accent, the costume designer who committed to the neon spandex, the actor who chose motivation over logic. It’s a nod to the bold, the bizarre, and the beautifully questionable artistic choices that make theatre and film so human.

Featuring a minimalist, sketch-style cat and the gloriously deadpan caption “That’s a choice, alright,” this bag turns an industry inside joke into your daily carry. It’s the quiet, dry commentary you can take anywhere—a wearable wink for anyone who’s ever sat through a design meeting, table read, or edit bay and thought... well, that’s a choice.

Crafted for the working artist, its lightweight build, structured shape, and deceptively spacious interior are made to haul inspiration (or the groceries you finally remembered to buy between rehearsals). It’s the perfect art department gift, a standout opening night present, or a self-award for the director or playwright who stands by their vision, no matter how raised the eyebrows.

Carry your wit, your work, and your verdict. A funny gift for the stage manager, the cinematographer, the dramaturg—for anyone who appreciates the courage and chaos of creation, delivered with a side of sublime sarcasm.

 

 

- Durable 100% polyester body that retains shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for added interior space and structure
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles — available in three sizes
- Choice of 5 handle colors; medium-weight fabric (200 g/m²) with ±0.75" size tolerance

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.